No offense to my rythm-section brothers. I was a (mediocre) drummer once. These jokes have been circulating for years.

Q: What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?
A: Homeless

Q: How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Six...one to change it and the rest stand around talking about how
Neil Peart would've done it better.

Did you hear about the band whose plane flew into a mountain?
The crash killed four musicians and a drummer.

Have a chuckle!